I was recently sick with a cold, and yes I am a guy so I thought I was going to die and that nobody on the history of this planet has ever been as stuffed up as I was. So one day I’m at work and I can’t breath through my nose for nothing and was blowing my nose every 15 minutes to only waste Kleenex’s because it was doing nothing. So I went to the local Hy-Vee and picked up some nasal spray, and I had never used it before, but I was desperate and thought what is the worse that can happen right? I call my wife and she tells me don’t get addicted to it like Doug Heffernan from King of Queens TV show. So I try it, and Oh My! It was like I wasn’t even sick, for 4 hours until it wore off, but I have noticed that it prolongs the situation, so don’t use more than 3 days. It is 2012, you would think by now, we would have some sort of medication that would clear you up in a day.
Another thing that has been bothering me is I am on the road quite often with my new gig, and a lot of the times I grab fast food to eat on the road. What I have noticed is I absolutely love fast food until I have ate it, then I feel like I just ate 50 hot dogs and milk in a hot dog eating contest. Why do we eat this crap? I use to joke with my old boss about LJS, those that don’t know, that is Long John Silvers. My theory is you can only eat it like once or twice a year otherwise you will die of a heart attack. But really I feel every time I eat a fast food meal, I just took another year off of my life, its so gross, but yet they make it taste so good.
Another thing that I have wondered while I travel from town to town, is when I use the restroom at the local gas stations, when I wash my hands, I feel like I have totally ruined the purpose when I shut the water off and open the door to go out.
Has anyone else noticed that people feel so entitled to everything now. I’m not sure if its the technology of everything at your finger tips and everybody feels awesome that they have smart phone when 12 year olds have the same phone as us. But lately I notice some people just think they are entitled to everything. We were on the freeway, and the sign stated that the right lane was closed ahead due to an accident, common sense tells you to get out of the right lane because its closed ahead. But no, people think, I can’t sit in my car in this jam, everybody is leaving the right lane, so I am going to the right lane and I’m going to pass all of you suckers and then cut back in. When did people start thinking why should I have to sit in traffic? I’m too good to be sitting in this traffic jam, i didn’t get in the accident, so I am going to speed by all of you listening to my favorite song “I’m too sexy for my car” and cut back in front of you a mile down the road because I deserve to get home 2 minutes before you.